For some reason, over the past few months, i've been seeing more spiders around, like anywhere i go, and naturally i always kill them because i hate spiders
Anyway, most time of the time i don't even end up killing them, because they end up killing themselves
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For example, one time, during a heatwave, i got arbys, and so did my brother. Then, at some point, a spider lowered himself into a slushie my brother got. By the time my brother noticed, he had froze to death. I remember asking him what he would do to the spider since it dropped into his slushie and he said "oh no he froze to death"
He picked him up and then the spider proceeded to disintegrate and turn into dust...
Idk why the spider didn't get out or something but he got what he deserved because it was like 85 degrees and we had nothing else to drink...
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Another time, a spider crawled out from the darkness of night at the same time i was about to take the dog outside to take a fat shit. My dog saw him and proceeded to inspect it, Naturally, the spider did what anyone would do and ran for his fucking life, but since he's a spider, the dog caught up to him and ate him. Then, like 2 seconds later, the he spat him out, and then the spider started running away again, and then he got eaten again, and then got spit out again. Now, he was just twitching, and then he ate him again, and then spit him out again, and now the spider was not moving. Then, he ate him again and he was gone for good...
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ANOTHER time, a big ass spider was chilling on the wall, and then i hit him with a shoe, and he disentegrated without a trace.. feel bad for that guy
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ANOTHER time, there was a spider in the bathroom, and he was crawling next to the dog, so the dog did what any dog would do and ate him. For context, he was basically one of those small spiders with the tiny legs...
5 minutes later, he spat out his body and nothing else, like he looked like period
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And finally, one time, there was a spider exploring my arm hairs like it was treading through a forest or smth... so naturally i threw him onto the fireplace and he sizzled and died... R.I.P
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Anyway, now that i look back on it, there were probably so many spiders because we left the windows open because it was extremely hot, because the ac broke, and it just so happened to be literally 100 degrees outside, and it reached a peak of 96 degrees in the house...
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Moral of the story, i don't like spiders but i can't help but chuckle every time i see one...
